Do you know why you are the way you are? Neither do I. Well, I don’t know about you, but I do know. After 20 years of seeing shrinks – obviously I’m not a quick study – I’m beginning to know. And it’s not flattering. Come and compare yourself. When you leave, you’ll say to the people around you: “In the end, I’m a lot better off than she is … aren’t I? Why don’t you answer?”